Side B · 13 · COMMENTARY

On the Pe Class No One Wants to Take.

A wry look at the peculiar persistence of physical education.

D. Ortiz · 5 min

Side B · 13 · On the Pe Class No One Wants to Take

Every week, as the bell echoes down the corridors, we shuffle into the gym. The scent of freshly polished floors mingles with the distant aroma of cafeteria pizza. It's PE time, a period that feels as timeless as the ancient bleachers we sit on. Yet, as I lace up my sneakers, I can't help but wonder: why are we all still here?

Physical education, in theory, is about fitness and health. We sweat our way through dodgeball games and hurdle over track lights. But ask around, and you'll find most of us are just going through the motions. It's not that we don't understand the value of staying active. We've all heard the lectures on obesity and sedentary lifestyles. Still, the enthusiasm that fuels a championship match in the sports we choose is often absent here.

There's a sense of ritual in the way PE is conducted. We run laps, we stretch, we play. Yet, the uniformity of it all feels out of step with our diverse interests. Some of us love soccer, others are into dance or skateboarding. Yet we're bundled together to learn the mechanics of basketball free throws or the art of square dancing. Imagine if a science class insisted every student specialize in marine biology, regardless of their passion for astronomy or chemistry.

The persistence of mandatory PE might stem from tradition. It's a holdover from an era when schools aimed to create well-rounded individuals. But in today's world, where we can curate our own Spotify playlists and customize our phone screens, the one-size-fits-all approach feels outdated. We're capable of making choices about our health and fitness, yet the system lags behind.

There's also the question of equity. Not all of us have the same athletic abilities or interests. For some, PE is a chance to shine outside of academics. For others, it's a source of anxiety and dread, where the lack of coordination becomes public spectacle. Competitive grading in such varied skill sets feels like measuring everyone's talent with a single yardstick.

So why does PE persist? Perhaps it remains because it's a staple of the school experience, a shared memory we can all groan about at reunions. Or maybe it's because in a world where everything seems to change at lightning speed, there's comfort in the familiar rhythms of a dodgeball game.

As the final whistle blows and we line up to leave, I think about what PE could become. Imagine a class where we choose our activities, exploring fitness in a way that excites us. Until then, we'll lace up our sneakers, run our mandated laps, and dream of a PE class that feels as individual as we are.

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